Monday, December 24, 2007

Some Kind of Cheese Orgy

As soon as I got off the boat, I stepped on a slice of cheese.
The cheese is cheesier here. The non-cheese is also cheesier.

I ate cheese with both hands, wishing I had one more hand.
"Don't bother chewing your cheese, dude, it'll chew itself."

My cheesy thrill was enhanced by the sight of everybody else
Also drowning in milk, whey, milkfat, milk protein concentrate,

Salt, calcium phosphate, sodium citrate, whey protein concentrate,
Sodium phosphate, sorbic acid as a preservative, acpocarotenal

(Color), Annatto (color), enzymes, vitamin D3 and cheese culture.
I couldn't seduce them into eating cheese with their mouths wide open.